I saw this via a friend and thought it was cute:
1. What is something mom always says to you?
C- to quiet down during sleepin' time.
G- thank you, Jesus!
2. What makes mom happy?
C- I don't know, you're happy all the time.
G- ME!
3. What makes mom sad?
C- when I disobey
G- nuffin'
4. What makes mom laugh?
C- when I talk about funny jokes
G- babies!
5. What was your mom like as a child?
C- I don't remember that
G- played at church
6. How old is your mom?
C- uh 7?
G- 6!
7. How tall is your mom?
C- big. almost medium sized, but still big.
G- SO big... way up here!
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
C- baking yummy food
G- ring 'round the rosie!
9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
C- cry because you miss me
G- just nuffin'
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
C- for killing spiders in your kitchen
G- singing on couches
11. What is your mom really good at?
C- all you're really good at is cookin'
G- nuffin.
12. What is your mom not very good at?
C- you're not so good at playing video games.
G- at coloring
13. What does your mom do for her job?
C- you play with me. that's all.
G-put me in time out
14. What's your mom's favorite food?
C- eggies
G- waffles
15. What makes you proud of your mom?
C- I not sure
G- Jesus!
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
C- kinda like spiderman
G- you wear a superhero cape
17. How are you and your mom the same?
C- we have the same matching hair and eyes.
G- both like waffles
18. How are you and your mom different?
C- you're a girl
G- we are the same
19. What is your mom scared of?
C- a really long time ago when your stove catched on fire.
G- bad guys
20. Where is your mom's favorite place to go to?
C- the beach
G- To MCDONALDS!
21. How do you know your mom loves you?
C- you say I love you a lot and cuddle with me
G- Jesus loves me